Obligatory Christmas Poem

Just thought I’d write a message to say I hope you have a great Christmas day With presents you actually asked for And not ones that you'll have to take back after With Christmas stocking pilled up with crap And enough sweets and food to keep us all fat With friends and family gathered around …

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Lights Out

Arrived home after work this evening to discover that the house had no electricity, neither did the surrounding houses or street lights. Outside I could see the flashing lights from an electrical maintenance van, so I went to investigate. The bloke told me what had happened but my limited knowledge of the workings of a …

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